Last night I was informed that I have two weeks to prepare for an ice fishing trip with Gazelle and his friends. What I cannot remember is, when did I agree to take part in this excursion? Because quite honestly, I am pretty positive I never did. Something about chubby girls on a frozen lake just doesn’t settle right in my bones. I am already envisioning myself falling through the ice and Gazelle panicking because “OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!” Yeah, sure you didn’t buddy.
Either way, I was asked to go sit on the sidelines in a lawn chair and look pretty, while reading a book and marvel at the size of the fish he may or may not snag. Oh, Gazelle. You know I love you, but something tells me that you are losing your mind.

January 15th, 2012
Jessica
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Great fan on this site, loads of your articles or blog posts have seriously helped me out. Awaiting improvements!
WHO THE HELL IS GAZELLE AND WHY HAVE YOU NOT RESPONDED TO ME IN DAYS?